Apparently , Indians and Sri Lankans do. And they are smart enough to rope in South Africa to partcipate in this utterly diabolical plans. SL is as good as the southern tip of India and it pretty much rains there 24/7 as if the clouds out there have a perpetually bad bladder.
(Assumed conversation between officials)
So, we plan a soccer tourney; right? I mean rains dont really affect soccer as much as other sports... Nah, dude thats Boring...Lets plan a real skill challenge. Lets make our cricketers toil it out in the damp, humid conditions. Yuvi and Gibbs would look hot with dew drops dripping down their foreheads, you see...
But there is a good chance that play may be washed out? Good for us... Lets hope its not too bad and we can snick in a 20-20 tournament under the pseudonym of the ODI challenge and Indian team draws a crowd even on the Antartic.
How do we compensate if there is a washout? Duh!!! havent you ever heard of insurance folks. Mention India and cricket and they would come running to insure even that nugget you are diggin out of your nose buddy. In Ten sports, we have the worlds most lucrative oil rich company splurging money on whatever and whoever we show and then this is India...
Oh I get the point... Whatever be the occasion we just ensure India is participating right??? There you are.... As I have already said; it takes just a clear vision to be enlightened...
Sir, one more doubt... Any way we can sneak India in the soccer world cup.....????????????????
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